Yeah, it's starting to come back now.
He was a pretty chill person, not too out of the ordinary. In fact, we were pretty good friends. That was before the incident though.
He went out to pick up groceries for us while I was at work, and he called me and said "Hey AngerIssuez, do you want some ice cream?" And me, being the lardass I was, responded with a "Hell yeah I want ice cream!" So he picked some up.
Then it started getting weird.
He started sending me pictures of the ice cream, and telling me how awesome it was. Even though it was a bit weird, it got me a little excited, I'll admit.
So after about an hour after I get off work, Sean shows up with some grocery bags and asks "Who's ready for some god-damn ice cream?!" So I get up and walk over to him to finally dish myself a bowl of this ice cream that's I've been so ready for.
But it wasn't ice cream. It was just fucking milk.
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