Connery gets a phone call one day from his agent, who says "look, there's a new blockbuster starts filming next week, it's gonna be a million dollars for a ten second cameo, you in?" Connery says "yesh, yesh, im interested. The agent says "thing is we need you in L.A first thing in morning, can you meet me at the airport for say, ten-ish?". After a bit of a pause Connery says "ten-ish? I haven't even got a raqcuet....."
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