How many Zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because they wouldn't fit and zombies don't screw.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Thirty-one. One to hold the bulb and 30 to drink until the room spins!
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because the bulb already contains the seeds of revolution.
Why did the hipster burn his hand?
He tried to change the bulb before it was cool.
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