A lady whose husband is away on a long business trip, was feeling frisky but didn't want to cheat on him. She saw a mushroom growing in her garden that was fairly firm and decided to have a go at screwing it and she enjoyed it. Her neighbor saw the act and that night, buried himself in the garden and stuck out his penis like the mushroom.
Next morning, she screwed both mushrooms and soon after that morning word spread amongst the men in the town and there was a mushroom bloom in the garden!
The husband came home, saw the mushroom bloom, started the lawn mower.
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