...are sentenced to the gas chamber and they are given one last request.
Scotsman - a crate of whisky
Englishman - all the beautiful women in the world
Irishman - a piano
their requests are given and then their sentence is carried out.
The Guards return to check on their process and find:
Scotsman - dead with a huge smile on his face and the crate is empty
Englishman - dead with a smile on his face
The Irishman is still sitting playing the piano.
The guards ask "how did you survive that?"
the Irishman replied "well, tunes help you breate"
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