Scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research...

The scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research and take a vacation on their friend's farm. On their first day there, Watson and Crick take a walk around the farm. First, they notice pigs oinking like crazy when they realize the truck that takes them to market has pulled up. Next, they spot a sculpting material made of fine sediment that has just been delivered by the mailman. As they are focused on that, Watson accidentally steps into manure and is grossed out. Finally, they run into the farmer who lives on the neighboring property. The farmer, a man named Sidney, pulls a gun on them. They panic and run back to their friends house.
Their friend asks, "Watson and Crick, what did you two discover?!?"
Watson says,"Da hogs see ride. Oh, new clay. Ick! Ahh, Sid!"

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