One day the Worlds greatest scientists go to God
"God, we no longer need you, we have evolved to a point were we can create life even better then you."
"Oh, really?" God replied "A challenge then! Who ever can create the perfect being in one day from dust wins!"
"Fair enough" Replied the scientists, reaching down and grabbing a handful of dust, "From dust!"
"No no no! Get your own dust!"
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