A ginger is contemplating suicide one day. Cursing the heavens and stars.
He yells out in despair "I would do ANYTHING to change my hair color and get rid of these freckles!"
Just then Satan appears. Out of the blue the angel of light himself Beelzebub pops up.
He asks the man "You would do anything?"
Knowing exactly who the demonman is, he unsurely answers "Well, I suppose.."
"Even sell your soul?" replied Lucifer.
Having no other option the red haired man mutters a sobering "Yes."
The devil just turns and slowly walks away as he lets out the most demonic laughter ever heard by human ears.
The ginger then slowly puts a pistol under his chin and pulls the trigger.
EDIT: Apparently ~~no~~onebody gets this.
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