This women had just turned 85 years old and my local paper had an interview with her, and they learned she was married four times. So the interviewer says, "Would you mind saying telling us about your husbands?" and she smiles and says, "Sure. When I was in my twenties, I married a banker. It was great and we had lots of money, but I decided I wanted something more, so in my fourties I married a circus ring leader,and that was amazing and fun. But I soon got bored of that so I married a church celergy man. After him I married a funeral home director." The interviewer of course was amazed by this and said, "Wow, those men sure had interesting jobs, what made you want to marry such interesting people?" Again she laughs, and smiles, "You know, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go"
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