Saw an accident on the highway today that made me feel like a short-sighted man in a strip club...

An identity thief...

The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard...

Q: What size of...

Q: What size of sweaters do seagulls like? A: Egg-stra Barge

I can relate to...

She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might...

I finally figured...

It's my face

What do you call...

Osama Bin Eating

I used to be...

but now we're ok.

How do you make a...

You put a little boogie in it!

They say of rich...

Well that's what happens when you don't keep any Jews around to manage your...

Capitals

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home...

What did a stick...

Why you SO DIMM?