I was in the bookstore and I saw a book for women called 101 Ways to Please Your Man. It cost $19.95.
Women, here's a pro tip for you. You don't need this book. Because you don't need 101 ways to please your man. You only need one: Suck his dick.
And then you can use the 20 bucks to buy him beer and Doritos. He'll love you for it. Believe me.
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