A father said to his son,
"Every time you do your chores, you will get 10p and put it in this green box, next year it will be £1, and you will put it in this blue box. Next year it will be £10 and you will put it in this white box."
I followed the steps every day of my life. Until I found out the white box was the gas meter.
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