Sarah, Jack and the Boss

Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah
and Jack. They were both extremely good employees--always
willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.


Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he
wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would
have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good
workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He
decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take
a break would be the one he would lay off.


So, he sits in his office and watches them work. Suddenly, Sarah
gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets
the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get
something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the
water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm
going to have to lay you or Jack off." And Sarah says, "Can you
jack off? I have a headache."