A female employee comes to me today and informs me that women on average make 70 cents on the dollar for the same work as a man does and how every employee doing the same work should be paid the same wages.
[So the next day I announced to the company that I instructed the wages department to stop paying women in Canadian Dollars.](https://www.google.com/search?q=canadian+dollar+to+us+dollar&oq=canadian+dollar+to+us+dollar&aqs=chrome.0.0l6.4039j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8)
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