Sally was selling tickets at the movie house when I got a phone call. This woman said, "How much is a ticket?"
Sally said, "Four dollars."
She said, "How much for children?"
Sally said, "Same price, four dollars."
She said, "The airlines charge half fare for children."
Sally said, "You come to the movie - put the kids on a plane."
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