A woman enters a cinema. A man takes a seat directly in front of the woman. The man continuously moves his body side to side horizontally. As the movie starts playing, the man continues moving side to side annoying the woman he sat in front of.
The woman taps on the man's shoulder and asks, "Why are you swinging side to side? I can't see the film!"
The man responds, "I'm a sailor! I'm used to moving side to side."
The woman snarls and moves to the open seat in front of the sailor. She begins to continuously move up and down vertically.
The sailor taps on the woman's shoulder and asks the woman, "Why are you moving up and down? I can't see the film!"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore! I'm used to moving up and down."
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