One day a Russian general was inspecting a unit of paratroopers. The sergeant said, "Sir these are the toughest troops in all of Mother Russia." The general walks up to the first trooper and smacks him in the face. "Did that hurt soldier?" he asks. "No sir I'm a paratrooper." The general goes to the next soldier and slams the butt of a rifle in his stomach. "Did that hurt soldier" he asks. " No sir I'm a paratrooper." The general looks down the line and sees a man with an erection. He walks to him, pulls out a knife and cuts it off. "Did that hurt soldier." The soldier looks at the general and says "No sir." "Oh, because you're a paratrooper?" the general asks. "Nope, because that belonged to the poor bastard behind me."
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