So the KGB kidnap three Russians for interrogation. They walk up to the first Russian and ask "what do you think of our great leader Stalin" to which the Russian says "Oh, he is terrible leader, ruin country and economy.." *shot*
They then walk up to the second Russian and ask "what do you think of our great leader Stalin". HE is to scared to answer so says nothing. The KGB officer then says "You have no praise for our great leader" *shot*
The officer then walks up to the third and final Russian and again says "what do you think of our great leader Stalin". The Russian immediately says "oh he is great leader, I love him, he is best thing to happen to country". The officer screams "LIES, you hide your treachery and shall pay for it" *shot*
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