Ron Chestna was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.
and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife."
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