A guy named Rob was arrested and convicted, and sent to prison after his 4th DUI conviction. He is terrified of prison, stories of forced rape and other violent encounters with inmates keeps going through his mind.
He is processed, and the guard is walking him to his assigned cell. It’s all he can do to put one foot in front of the other, but he is trying to look formidable, and not like a victim.
He comes to his cell, and comes face to face with his new cellmate, a 300 lb, heavily tattooed black man named Roscoe. The cell door closes, and Roscoe says, “we gonna play us a little game.”
Rob tries to keep his composure, and replies, “ok”.
Roscoe says, “you want to be the momma, or the daddy?”
Rob, thinking he has the safe answer, replies, “I want to be the daddy.”
Roscoe smiles and says, “ok, come over here and suck momma’s dick.”
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