Once upon a time, there was an unlucky, unlucky man. Wherever he went, his infamous fortune was sure to follow. And on top of that, he had a single lonely testicle.
One day, as the unlucky man was flying transatlantic, his plane began to stall. The pilots decided that someone must be thrown off for the plane to keep flying. They all drew straws. The man got the black one. Protesting, "This is unfair! This must be repeated!", he said before he drew the black straw again.
After this process was repeated multiple times with the same results, the man proposed desperately: "Ok, I will jump off on one condition. You guess correctly the sum of the testicles I and the guy opposite of me possess and I'll do it.
Everyone laughed. "You must be kidding, it's four", they all said, joyful that this hassle was about to end.
Then the man smiled and said "Joke's on you!", proceeding to whoop out his one ball. Right in time before the other man whooped out his three balls.
PS. Because the languages are incredibly different, telling this joke meant I had to arrange the delivery all by myself. I would appreciate it if you could critique how good the delivery of the joke was, even if you found it unfunny :)
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