I was going to post a joke, but I realized it paled in comparison to any Harris Wittels joke on foam corner. (at that moment Harris comes down from scientology heaven and says, "Just post it man! Everybody has a right to their foam corner!")
Thanks for the pep talk Harris. Ok here goes-
I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone his apps are stuck together.
That felt good. (at that moment Harris's voice booming from the sky, "Ohh...".
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