Nobody should be blamed for my death. I took my own life because the pain was too much. It started when I married a widow that had a daughter, oh what a mistake.
My father who was also a widower fell in love an married my wife's daughter. So now my wife was the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. My stepdaughter became my stepmother and my father also became my son-in-law!!
In time my stepmother had a daughter that was my sister and granddaughter of my wife. So I ended up being my sister's grandfather.
At last my wife gave birth to my son, that was the brother of my stepmother, brother-in-law of my father, grandson of his sister and my uncle! My wife was daughter-in-law of her own daughter, I the stepfather of my stepmother with my father and his wife as stepsons, my son as my great-grandson and uncle of his aunt.
Oh and I ended up being my own grandfather.
**I say goodbye to this world because I don't know who the hell I am anymore**
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