Right and Left walk into a bar when all of a sudden Left says "right, we need to leave". Left replies, "What? Are you crazy? Up and down are over there and they're looking fine"

Right: "Yeah I know but I've already fucked up and if we stay I'll only end up feeling down".

Edit: Well I guess I fucked up too. :)
Edit 2: Up is a slut.

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