You wait around to find a nice taxi, but none appear.And then all of a sudden, you see this giant non-appealing thing lumber towards you. You give up your hopes and pay then fee of 1.50 and enter the massive doors that, over the years have been modified to fit fairly large occupants. For the next 20 or so minutes,it's a very bumpy ride, stop and go. Then you realize there have been elderly, handicapped, both physically and mentally, spewing their bodily fluids everywhere. Then when you get were you needed to go, you immediately regret it. And then you never see the exact same bus again.
If this joke was terrible, it's because it was both original and my first, all let myself out.
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