Richard: Mother, what does shit mean?
"His mother panicked and thought of a fake definition."
Mother: It just means food on a table, son.
Richard: Well mother, what does bitch mean?
"His mother quickly thought of another fake definition again."
Mother: It's just another word for priest.
Richard: Okay then what does fuck mean?
"His mother in a hurry, didn't have time to make another fake definition so she said what she was about to do."
Mother: It just means getting dressed, dear. I'll be getting ready upstairs now, open the door for our guests when they arrive!
**A few minutes after, the first guest arrives for the dinner.**
*Richard opens the door and the priest was the first one to come.*
Priest: Hello there.
Richard: Welcome mister bitch, thank you for coming over for our dinner party. Shit's on the table, please come and have a seat. Just wait there and wait for my parents to finish fucking.
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