Bob was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the paper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"
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