Revenge on Telemarketers....

*Ring*


Tom Mabe: Hello?


Telemarketer: Yes? Is this Mr. Mabe?


Tom Mabe: Yes.


Telemarketer: Hi. This is Todd from "Bill's Carpet Cleaning,"


Tom Mabe: Uh-huh.


Telemarketer: ...and I've been telling people in your area about
a special one-time, 29--


Tom Mabe: Oh my God, I'm so glad you called... Can you get blood
out of the carpet?


Telemarketer: Um... Yeah, Yeah, we can do that...


Tom Mabe: Because, man, I've got blood all over the place, I've
got it on the floor, the couch, the drapes... It's all over the
place..


Telemarketer: Ok Mr. Mabe, when would you like us to come over?


Tom Mabe: Can you come over right now.. Now would be good...


Telemarketer: Um... I'm not sure I can do that... We can
schedule for another time..


Tom Mabe: What's your name? Todd?


Telemarketer: Yes, Todd.


Tom Mabe: Now, Todd. The law states that if someone comes into
your house, breaks into your house, you can shoot them, right?


Telemarketer: Um... I'm not sure if it says that, why do you
want me to call 911?


Tom Mabe: Do you think that applies to relatives?


Telemarketer: Yeah, I mean, I dunno.


Tom Mabe: No no no no, it's ok... Now Todd, I need you to come
over right now... I mean what do you get paid per week? I'll
double it.. I'll by you a keg, what shoe size do you wear??


Telemarketer: 12.


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