From the October 13, 1974 edition of the New York Times.
A romantic chap fell in love with a noted soprano. Her voice was glorious. He tracked his soprano from stage door to stage door and finally by strong perseverance won her hand.
On their wedding night he waited, expectant and worshipful. His soprano bride came in stage left. And removed her hair. And removed her upper plate. Turns out she also has a modest hunchback.
Her new husband took one short glance, closed his eyes and said: "For God's sake, sing."
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