A waiter carried a dish by me that smelled really good. I asked him what it was and he said it's the bull testicle; the most expensive delicacy they serve. I asked him if I could order one and he said they only serve one each day because there is only one bullfight each day. Due to high demand people reserve the dish in advance, so the next one available was in three days. So I reserved the one three days from then.
Three days later I come back to the restaurant anticipating my dish. When the waiter brings it out I'm very hungry so I eat it pretty quickly. Afterwards I'm a little confused because the guy's portion I saw three days ago looked much larger than the portion I was served, so I asked the waiter why this was.
He said, "Because sometimes the bull wins the fight."
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