[Request] Star Wars jokes

I'm a Stormtrooper with the 501st, and I could use some jokes for when I'm interacting with the public. I have a few one liners I can use here and there, but I need more material.

Send me what ever you've got. I can't use anything that isn't family friendly, but post whatever you have.

Here's one:

> I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting. It was *riveting*…

Yeah, it's a groaner, but it works better in real life coming from a white plastic spaceman.

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