[Request] I need a joke that is both tasteful and not offensive but still extremely racist

Hey guys, my new boss is throwing a party tomorrow night and I need a new joke to tell to completely blow him away and establish myself as the office funny guy. He is also half asian so asian jokes are encouraged!!!! Thanks in advance!

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