Sorry for the half bad translation.
Some reporters went to a village to make a documentary about how John is spending the day.
They asked him to tell everything he does during the day.
- Well, i wake up in the morning and i drink a shot of whiskey.
- Wait, man. I don't think it's better to tell people you're drinking first thing in the morning. Tell them you read the newspaper.
- Well, then. I wake up in the morning and i read the newspaper. Then i'm going to feed the animals and after that i read another newspaper. I'm working in the shop till noon, during this time i read 2-3 books. Then at lunch time i read a few magazines, and in the afternoon, after i gather everything from the field i'm going for the evening press. After dinner, i'm going to the library with some friends to read a few books. At 10 pm they close it, and we all go to Andrew house because he has a printing house.
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