A Franciscan and a Jesuit were friends. They were both smokers who found it difficult to pray for a long period of time without having a cigarette. They decided to go to their superiors and ask for permission to smoke.
When they met again, the Franciscan was downcast. “I asked my superior if I could smoke while I pray and he said ‘no,’” he said.
The Jesuit smiled. “I asked if I could pray while I smoke. He said ‘of course.’”
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Found this in /r/worldnews courtesy of /u/ThaddeusJP . You the MVP.
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