Rejected Slogans For Fast Food Restaurants McDonald's: Still The Best Choice When You Haven't Got Time for Anything Better! Starbucks: Now with 0.9% Financing on a Tall Frappucino! KFC: Open to Suggestions on Keeping the Word Fried Out of Our Name. Burger King: Ask for it Your Way and Get it Any Way We Make it. Jack-in-the-Box: We put the dot in E.Coli ! Wendy's: Hey, if Dave Didn't Care About His Cholesterol, Why Should You? Taco Bell: Working Around the Clock to Invent New Ways to Combine the Same Old Five Ingredients.
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