Grandpa isn't feelin too well, so he goes to see the Doc:
Doc: Well Grandpa, seems you've got a problem with your sugar levels. You can't be eating like you use to anymore.
GP: well that's okay, I don't eat much now days anyways.
Doc: Well if there's one thing you regret eating most in your life what would it be?
GP: Well... probably my Wedding Cake.
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