You might be a Redneck if...Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"There is a gun rack on your bicycle. Your wedding was held in the delivery room. Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener. Your wife's hairdo attracts bees.Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers." The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Your primary source of income is the pawn shop. You picked your teeth from a catalog.You've ever financed a tattoo.
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