This guy moves from New York to a really backwoods part of West Virginia, where he's miles from anyone. After about 2 months on his own, there's a knock on the door. He opens the door to see this huge redneck with a massive beard and yellow teeth.
The redneck says "I'm yer neighbor from up the road. I'm havin' a party on Saturday and I guess I'm invitin' ya."
He says "Oh that's great! I haven't seen anyone for 2 months! I'd love to come."
"I guess I should warn ya - there'll be drinkin' at this party."
The guy says "Oh that's ok, I like a drink now and then."
The redneck goes on "And there'll probably be fightin' at this party."
The guy looks a little nervous but says "Well I get along with most people, so that's OK"
"And there's probably gonna be wild sex at this party too."
The guy says "Well that's ok - remember I have been alone for two months!"
The redneck says "See you Saturday" and walks away.
The guy calls after him "Hey what should I wear to this party?"
The redneck calls back "Doesn't much matter - just gonna be you and me."
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