A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man. Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires? Canadian: We send 'em to France to get turned into paper plates.French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags? Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) We send 'em to France to get turned into picket fences. Hey, what do you do with your used crazy glue? French man: We send it to Canada to get turned into bubble gum!
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