After several days without a reply from either of them, I went to my mother's to investigate.
I walked into the house to hear screaming and rushed into her room only to discover my investigator in bed with her.
I was disgusted. Not by them, but by myself. After all, I should've known I hired a motherfucking P.I. M.P.
Edit: Sorry.
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