A woman decides to surprise her blind boyfriend on his birthday by having herself vajazzled in Braille.
She goes to her salon and gets a full wax, the salon girl glues the sequins around her crotch according to her careful instructions, and she rushes home and hops into bed. She calls her boyfriend and hears his cane clicking up the stairs.
"Get into bed," she says (all sultry), "I have a surprise for you."
He strips and slips between the sheets. She takes his hand and places it on the first letter on her crotch.
He reads the message. Then he reads it again. And again. He gets this puzzled look on his face. "Did I spell it wrong?" the woman asks.
"Well, I can read HAPPY, and I can read BIRTHDAY", says the guy, "but I'll be damned if I know what it says between the brackets."
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