I spoke with the local Rabbi (Rav Ḥalav) and I asked him for his favourite hockey player. He answered:
"Joey Kocur, because he could eat all the bacon cheeseburgers he wanted, and the play-by-play commentator would still call him Kocur."
דיברתי עם הרב המקומי (רב חלב) ושאלתי לו: "מי השחקן ההוקי האהוב עליך?" ויען: ג'ואי כשר, כי הוא יכול לאכול כל הצ'יזבורגרים בייקון שרצה, והפרשן עודנו קרא לו כשר
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