Queen Elizabeth II was involved in a traffic accident earlier today. Sources close to the Royal family say she only sustained minor injuries, but that she's finding motion in her legs to be temporarily restricted.

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a white guy...

a white guy walked into a bar and asked for a for a shot of tequila and after...

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