Quasimodo is walking through the forest on his way to a competition...

***Ok so this is a joke you need to tell around a group of friends. For the purpose of the joke one of your friends is named John...***

**The joke:**

Quasimodo is walking through the enchanted forest on his way to the castle to take part in an "Ugly Contest". On his way he bumps into Grumpy from the Seven Dwarfs.

*"Grumpy, how you doing? where you goin?"*

*"I'm good mate, on my way to the castle for the Annual Midget Contest, you?"*

*"No way, me too, but for the Annual Ugly Contest, good to have some company lets go"*

So they are making their way through the forest and bump into Sleeping Beauty. Turns out she is going to the castle as well for the Annual Beauty Contest.

So hand in hand they pick up the pace and wish each other luck as they enter the castle and go to their relevant halls.

First out of the castle came Sleeping Beauty, with tears of joy *" I can't believe! It's true! I am the most beautiful girl in the world"*

Second came Grumpy, *"I cant FOOKIN believe my luck! I'm the shortest human in the world!"*

Finally, Quasimodo storms out of the castle running past both Sleeping Beauty and Grumpy screaming and shouting swear words that one can only imagine were created in the dark mind of the ugliest human in the world. Just before he dissapeared around the corner, he stopped and turned around to the other two companions and with tears in his eyes screamed...

*"WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN!!!!!"*