�Qu� animal pesa 700 kilos por la ma�ana, 300 al mediod�a y 7 en la noche?
La mujer, porque al levantarse su marido le dice "apartate vaca", al medio d�a le dice "vamos a ver que hizo la cerda de mi mujer de almuerzo" y por la noche no para de decir "ven ac� conejito".
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