Q: How many Timothy McVeigh's


Q: How many Timothy McVeigh's does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but first you have to strip the insulation off of the electrical cord, wrap it around his legs a couple of times, then plug it in. If Mr. McVeigh is holding the light bulb at this time, it should glow quite nicely.

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