Q: How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Seventy six-one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right not to change and twenty five to hold a counter protest.Note : Columbia was the most politically active of the ivies back in the 1960s.
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