The topic of the debate is which country has the best submarines.
Putin begins, saying "Russian submarines are best in the world! They can stay submerged for weeks at a time before needing supplies."
Trump laughs, "Oh no no, AMERICAN submarines are the best in the world. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it! They can go for months without needing supplies!"
Merkel opens her mouth to speak, but is interrupted by a large submarine emerging from the water. The hatch opens, and a sailer shouts at them,
"Sieg Heil! We need fuel!"
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