Puppies

A man is walking down the street one day when he sees a girl selling puppies for $20 each. He walks up to her and she says," Hi would you like a puppy? They're democrats." The man declines and walks onward down the street. A few days later, the man returns and sees the same girl selling puppies. He approaches her and says," You know what? I'll take one, seeing as how they're democrats." The girl says," I'm sorry sir, but they're republicans now." Confused by this, the man asks," Why they are republicans? Weren't they democrats before?" The girl replies," Yes, but since then they've opened their eyes."

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