I'm gonna go to the dentist again. I just couldn't get my filling!
I told a cube to start rolling. Basically, I told it to die.
A chemist joined a bike race. I think the race was called, "Torr de France"
Our ships had to be downgraded, so the General Quarters became the General Nickels.
I've never met a serious game designer, they're all too busy making fun of things.
A mathematician ties a hemp rope and throws it up a tree. He called it a hypotenuse.
Ice is cool.
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